Welcome to The Poop Report
What is The Poop Report?
The Poop Report is a blog I decided to start after realizing how this wonderful life isn’t so wonderful at times. I don’t like sitting in poop, and I know you don’t either, so this blog is dedicated to talking about, getting through, and dealing with those times when we’re forced to sit in our own crap.
I’m a puppy who hasn’t mastered the art of holding it in…Plus, what do we all have in common?
Who am I?
I’m Remi, a six month old German Shorthaired Pointer.
But why poop?
good great. Give me a ball and I’m happy. There’s so much to do, sniff, and see, but sometimes life gets a wee poo bit hard. When my buddy leaves me alone, I get nervous and my emotions get the best of me. Although I’m smart enough to set up and write my own blog, I haven’t quite grasped the idea that he’ll come back. I just love him so much.
What will I learn from The Poop Report?
I’m going to do my best to analogize my world to yours. Although mine gets covered in poop sometimes, I’m sure yours does too (figuratively at least). Although our world is beautiful, bad things
do poo happen. A bad thing for me might be sitting in a crate for two hours covered in my own feces and a bad thing for you might be cleaning it up! Whoever you are, wherever you are, and whatever your circumstances are in life, there will be times when you feel like everything around you has gone to….well, you just feel like this guy.